Squirt Shirt (I Wet My Plants) Tee
🌱💦 Warning: May cause plant envy and double takes. 💦🌱
The Squirt Shirt (I Wet My Plants) Tee is here, and she’s not afraid to get a little… moisturized. Equal parts flirty and filthy (with just enough wholesome to pretend you meant it innocently), this tee is for the plant parent who waters their ficus and their followers with ✨pure chaos✨.
🌼 Soft like potting soil, bold like bottomless mimosas.
🌿 Fits better than your favorite leaf-shaped earrings.
👀 Pairs perfectly with dirty minds and green thumbs.
Wear it while misting your monstera, ghosting your ex, or seductively pruning a pothos. Either way, you’re gonna look hot, hydrated, and just the right amount of unhinged.
Because you don’t just water your plants.
You make those planties WET. 💧😏
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Alliiebug
- Email: alliiebug-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Squirt Shirt (I Wet My Plants) Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|