SNEK T-Shirt
šāØ SNEK T-Shirt by AlliieBug
āMy snek likes youā¦ā ā and thatās either a compliment or a warning. Probably both. š
Inspired by the most unhinged, cult-favorite Paladins voice line of all time from our spooky support king Mal'Damba, this tee is dripping in meme lore, healer energy, and "I talk to reptiles and donāt have time for your drama" vibes.
Letās be real:
This shirt is for the girlies, gays, and theys who know that when MalāDamba says āmy snek likes youā in the middle of battle, itās not just wordsā
Itās a spiritual experience.
š®š T-Shirt Features:
ā Soft, comfy fabric perfect for casting spells or casually judging your teamās positioning
ā Bold āSNEKā lettering + subtle flirt energy that says āIāll heal you, but I might hex you tooā
ā Passive ability: +10 to sass, +30 to lore points, +100 to chaotic healer aura
ā Damba's the type of guy to make your tank's pussy Gourd.
ā Feels like being wrapped in a warm, venomous hug from your emotionally unavailable situationship
š§æ Ideal for:
ā Paladins mains with āØtasteāØ
ā Streamers who laugh every time they hear āmy snek likes youā
ā Chaos healers who throw gourd and shade with equal precision
ā Serving jungle priest aesthetic while sipping your iced coffee with a twist of venom
So throw it on, hiss at a stranger, and remember:
š Heās not flirting with you. His snek is.
And honestly? Thatās hotter. šš
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Alliiebug
- Email: alliiebug-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
SNEK T-Shirt Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|