BEANAGE - Baetachii Bean
“BEANAGE” by AlliieBug – where chaotic energy meets legume realness. 💅🫘
Because nothing says iconic like turning your favorite streamers into snack-sized, squishy meme lords.
Welcome to Beanage: the collector’s item you never knew you needed, and now can’t live without. Each member of the Gyat Gang Podcast has been reimagined as their final form — adorable, unhinged, beautifully beanified. Think Fall Guys, but with more sass, more lore, and zero filter.
👾 AlliieBug Bean – The Bean Queen™ herself. Wears a crown made of broken keyboards and spilled Redbull. She doesn’t rage-quit, she rage-slays.
🎤 Elk Bean – The calm before the storm. Looks innocent, but will emotionally crit you at 3AM in VC. Passive ability: cryptic wisdom + frog emojis.
🔥 GarlicScented Bean – Can’t go 5 minutes without yelling “LET’S GOOO.” Speed buff +3 when G-Fuel is active. Causes passive burn damage in proximity.
💅 Potato Bean– Weaponized charisma. Wields a microphone like a sword. Special move: unhinged rants that make suspicious sense.
📦 Baetachii Bean – Only appears during cursed late-night streams and disappears mid-sentence. Possibly a sleep paralysis demon. Definitely a vibe.
Beanage is what happens when gamer culture, podcaster chaos, and hyper-specific inside jokes all get squished into a beanie-bodied fever dream. It’s giving Among Us drip, Twitch emote energy, and I stayed up too late in Discord again all at once.
🎁 Collect them. Meme them. Worship them.
Because in the world of Gyat Gang, you’re either beaned up or benched. 💻💥
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Alliiebug
- Email: alliiebug-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
BEANAGE - Baetachii Bean Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|