Balanced & Seasoned: Fries Before Lies Tee
🍟💀 Fries before lies — because trust issues and ketchup stains are the only things I’m dealing with. 💀🍟
The Balanced & Seasoned: Fries Before Lies Tee is the perfect shade of salty with a side of savage. This shirt gets you — tired of fake friends, half-baked apologies, and drama that’s soggier than last week’s fries. You’re here for crispy truths, crispy fries, and zero BS.
✨ Soft like the perfect fry, with just enough crunch to snap at liars.
🌶️ Seasoned with sarcasm and sprinkled with “don’t mess with me.”
🖤 For those who’ve been burned, dipped, and dunked — and still come back hungry.
Wear it while dunking fries in your tears or drowning your ex’s texts in a milkshake. Because some days, the only balance you need is salty, sweet, and straight-up savage.
Keep your fries crispy and your circle tighter. Lies? Nah, I’m good. 🍟🔥
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Alliiebug
- Email: alliiebug-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Balanced & Seasoned: Fries Before Lies Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|